ABOUT ME

Stolen from utsushimi. :^)

1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
Not at all, but bring it on.

2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
I have never been in a relationship.

3) Do you believe in God?
No. God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed him.

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
I don't remember.

5) Do you regret it?
I don't think so.

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Nope! Always been mentally STABle!

7) Do you have a best friend?
I don't; only friendly acquaintances.

8) Are you a boy or girl?
AFAB, but I'm just flesh.

9) What is your relationship status?
Single and not looking.

10) How do you want to die?
A quick and painless death.

11) What did you last eat?
Monster energy.

12) When was your last non-physical fight?
:^) I don't want to talk about it.

13) Do you have an attitude?
Of course I do.

14) Ever been in love?
Yeah.

15) What is your real name?
Καρωτίδα αρτηρία.

16) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Myself A person I know.

17) Do you miss someone?
I do.

18) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl. Who cuts their fucking spaghetti?

19) Do you tan a lot?
I'm as pale as a corpse.

20) Have any pets?
Yeah! I have three cats.

21) How exactly are you feeling?
I have a cold and it makes me so fuckign angery

22) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes, I have.

23) Ever made out in the bathroom?
No.

24) Would you take any of your exes back?
I have no exes.

25) Are you scared of spiders?
Yes. I blame my "friend" from back in kindergarten. Fuck you Kate for fuelling my arachnophobia.

26) Would you go back in time if you could?
Probably? Depends on whether or not I'd be able to return to the present day.

27) Do you regret anything in your past?
Oh god

28) What are your plans for this weekend?
Sleep, recover from my cold, consume a scrumptious and exquisite meal, think about making various frivolous purchases, decompose.

29) Do you want to have kids?
NO. I can barely stand being around kids on public transport, I would never be able to care for a child.

30) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an M?
No, I have not.

31) Do you type fast?
I do, but I feel uneasy if I don't correct it, unless I am misspelling something on purpose.

32) Do you have piercings?
No.

33) Want any more?
I'd like to acquire a septum piercing but I don't feel like getting stabbed at the moment.

34) Can you spell well?
Yes. Although my brain can't keep up with my hands, so I end up misspelling words over and over.

35) Do you miss anyone from your past?
No.

36) What are you craving right now?
Prönglés...

37) Ever been to a bonfire party?
Technically? It wasn't really a party.

38) Have you ever been on a horse?
When I was, like, 5 years old. Worst experience of my life.

39) Kissed someone in a truck?
Nah.

40) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Probably.

41) Have you ever been cheated on?
I have not.

42) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Not a partner, but several friends.

43) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I would. The idea that you have to be married in order to live together is ludicrous.

44) What should you be doing?
Resting.

45) What's irritating you right now?
My fucking cold and the cough that came along with it.

46) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
On multiple occasions.

47) Does somebody love you besides family?
God I fucking hope so

48) What is your favorite color?
I like all colours, but I'm particularly fond of various shades of red, violet and green.

49) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
I think? I don't remember.

50) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
No. I've washed my hair in the (bathroom) sink before, and I've brushed my teeth in the kitchen several times when I was a child.

51) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Haha, no.

52) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
No.

53) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I don't want to talk about it.

54) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Far too easily.

55) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive.

56) Is this year the best year of your life?
HahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

57) What was your child hood nicknames?
As a child I've earned the sobriquet "go fucking kys you whore nobody cares about you". Amongst family members and family friends I was known as "Melon".

58) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I'm going to fuckkgin vomit

59) Do you think you're a good person?
Not at all.

60) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Not everything. Sometimes it feels like God is doing all this shit for his own entertainment.

61) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Coughed my lung up.

62) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? Who?
Fuck no.

63) What is bothering you?
My throat.

64) Have you ever been out of state province?
Perhaps.

65) Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah. "Ritüel" by She Past Away.

66) Do you like Chinese food?
I'm not too fond of it.

67) Do you know your fathers b-day?
Yes.

68) Are you afraid of the dark?
More like being accompanied by something in the dark.

69) Is cheating ever okay?
Only on tests.

70) Are you mean?
Unintentionally.

71) Can you keep white shoes clean?
I cannot.

72) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
Yes I have. Because I have eyes.

73) Do you believe in true love?
Maybe.

74) Do you like the outside?
When there aren't any people outside.

75) Are you currently bored?
I am.

76) Do you wanna get married?
I'm not ready for that sort of commitment yet.

77) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No, I'd be the one to call them that.

78) Are you hungry?
Kind of.

79) Do you have a bank account?
I don't...it's a long story.

80) What makes you happy?
Reading and thinking about death.

81) Would you change your name?
Nah...too expensive where I live.

82) Ever been to Alaska?
No.

83) Do you watch the news?
No, because then I get obsessively invested and I can't stop thinking about the horrors of existence.

84) What's your zodiac sign?
fuck you

85) Do you like Subway?
No.

86) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
N/A.

87) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Inform them that I'm not interested.

88) Do you like your friends?
Kind of? Not really.

89) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Every single time.

90) Who is the last guy you talked to?
your deceased grandpa

91) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
It does not.

92) What's going on between you and your best friend?
We don't talk much.

93) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Myself.

94) Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Perhaps...

95) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Sometimes I do.

96) What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, or shorts?
Sweats. Comfy.
97) You're a Sharpie marker, what colour are you?
Black like my soul

98) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
In the evening.

99) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
At 12, I think.

100) Do you want to please everyone?
I used to.